You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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