just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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