wat bout pragnant strippers??
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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