one might say we're banned from that church
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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