do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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