dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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