is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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