what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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