just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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