I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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