One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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