? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
only you would photoshop your dick
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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