I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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