went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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