I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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