I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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