walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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