you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
He passed out mid-signature
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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