Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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