Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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