Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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