Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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