You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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