dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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