Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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