It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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