First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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