this will be a night to untag.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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