Porn is love you can see.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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