what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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