i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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