talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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