do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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