real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
What drink are we having for lunch?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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