for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Someone signed my nipple.
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