around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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