what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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