thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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