ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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