Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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