how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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