how can u be prego again
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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