Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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