Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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