I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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