i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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