he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he was CRYING into my vagina
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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