we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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