Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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