haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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