It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Randomize
