Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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