Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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