the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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