i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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