is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Operation Purity has been aborted
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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