oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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