You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
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I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
My ATM looks so different sober.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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