Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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